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✒ Keep
✒ Model Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren: This toy spaceship can be transformed into a toy mech. The real thing is probably more impressive. - Keepsake to remember Viral by
✏ The Resolution Manuscript- The manuscript for the stolen final chapter of the mystery story written by Yokomizo Seishi known as The Resolution. The first page on the stack looks to be photocopied, while all the others are the original.
✏ Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet.
✏ Nunchuks: Become a true kung-fu movie star! No training included - Possible murder weapon. Keep out of reach.
✏ String Lights: A box of 100 count string lights, shaped like music notes. - Used for water balloon bomb attack. Should still work though.
✏ Pinata: A bird-shaped pinata. The inside is already filled with candy. Stress relief and sugary sweetness in one gift. - Used for water balloon bomb attack. In smithereens. The candy is still uneaten though.
✏ Used Pencils: These are all stubby, and the erasers are worn down. Maybe you can start a fire with them.
✏ Set of Outdated Writing Supplies– If you’re up for writing in a highly outdated method like a certain author, then these are the tools for you! This box contains one full inkpot, one single black quill pen, and an empty book just waiting to be written in!
✏ Water Gun: A Super Soaker 500! You can really have some fun with this thing. - Filled with ink stained water for use against Clown.
✏ Fuzzy Rug: Very soft, very fuzzy, and if you run your hand over it, very electric.
✏ Circuit Set: Make your own circuit! Just… don’t connect the wires wrong, or you’ll start a fire.
✏ Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet.
Ladder - Or is it a stepladder?
✏ Someone’s Flip Cell Phone- The most recent text is -a short story-depicting the murder of a character named Yokomizo Seishi by a character named Mushitarou Oguri- sent to one Edogawa Ranpo. The only other notable thing is the awful noise of a raven’s caw that’s used as a ringtone
✏ Replica Karl- It’s a stuffed animal replica of the world’s best racoon boy. He’s the perfect size for perching on your shoulders!
✏ Depressed Author’s Super Extra Outfit- A white mandarin collar button up shirt, a black button vest, a white ribbon, a mildly torn at the bottom white suit jacket with tails and colored lapels, a thigh length black cape with a chain clasp holding it together, an belt with a large square buckle, dark pants with light pin stripes, and boots with black soles that are folded over at the knee. This is an extremely extra outfit.
✏ Whiteboard Markers: A set of five colors: red, blue, black, green, purple, and orange.Glue stick: It’s purple glue, not the clear kind.
✏ Pinata: A raccoon-shaped pinata. The inside is already filled with candy. Stress relief and sugary sweetness in one gift.
✏ Walkie Talkies: A set of two, so you can share them with a friend! Works as long as you’re within a 500 foot radius of the other hand.
✏ Repair Kit: Mini tools for a quick repair job. But some mascots would also have you know that they’re also good for a murder...
✏ Wine: An 1825 Cabernet Sauvignon from Montmarte - and yet beware: don't let it go to your brains. 
✏ Angler Fish Reading Light: Attach this cute little guy to your book and you can read into the dead of night! 
✏ Used Pencils: These are all stubby, and the erasers are worn down. Maybe you can start a fire with them. 
✏Wood Alcohol Bottle: It’s alcohol! Except it can quickly kill you. Exercise caution… or maybe you don’t plan on that? 
✏Poison Bottle: An aged bottle. The label is still somewhat readable, with the words “MERCURY BICHLORIDE, CORROSIVE SUBLIMATE” visible. 
✏Wood Alcohol Bottle: It’s alcohol! Except it can quickly kill you. Exercise caution… or maybe you don’t plan on that? 

✒ Trade
✏ Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future.
✏Instant Noodles: Yum, dehydrated and salty! Just add water and you have yourself a questionably tasty snack. This one’s Shrimp flavored!
✏Retro Synthesizer: A Stylophone pocket synthesizer. Comes with a stylus attached, but no instructions. How hard can it be to figure it out, though…?
✏ Potato Chips: The perfect light snacking option. And with plenty of flavors too. This one is ketchup flavored.
✏ Greasy Pizza: It's cheese pizza, but it's approximately 50% grease. How many napkins do you need to mop this stuff up?!
✏ Cheez Whiz: It’s cheese in a can! You really get used to those artificial flavors.
✏ Macaroni & Cheese Cup: All the magical flavors of macaroni and cheese in a quick, microwaveable cup.
✏ Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again.
✏ Potato Chips: The perfect light snacking option. And with plenty of flavors too. This one is honey barbecue.
✏ Potato Chips: The perfect light snacking option. And with plenty of flavors too. This one is frog flavored!
✏ Instant Noodles: Yum, dehydrated and salty! Just add water and you have yourself a questionably tasty snack. This one’s frog flavored!
✏ Trading Card: Kyousuke Natsume, Prospect of Perception - “YOU WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING BY LOOKING AWAY.”
✏ Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again.
✏ Puppy Chow: Not actually dog food. This is rice cereal squares, peanut butter, chocolate, and plenty of powdered sugar. Yum!
✏ Water Gun: A Super Soaker 500! You can really have some fun with this thing.
✏ Snack-sized Doritos bag + Can of Mountain Dew: Nerf this!
✏ Stationery Set: Write letters that you'll never send! It comes with a pen, envelopes, stickers, and stationery. This set is patterned with clowns!
✏ Recorder: You know what this is. If you play it wrong, it's painful and awful.
✏ Sheet Set: A twin-sized sheet set, with eggplant emoji patterns.k
✏ Mechanical Pencil
✏ Water Bottle: Still sealed, still full. Aren’t you lucky?
✏ A single ghost pepper: Only the bravest of warriors have dared to take the ghost pepper challenge. Are you one of them?
✏ A single ghost pepper: Only the bravest of warriors have dared to take the ghost pepper challenge. Are you one of them? ✏ Pinata: A sun-shaped pinata. The inside is already filled with candy. Stress relief and sugary sweetness in one gift.
✏ Mascot Head: Wow, this is kind of creepy, what with the eyes falling off. This one is a viking! 
✏ Potato Chips: The perfect light snacking option. And with plenty of flavors too. This one is dill pickle flavored! 
✏ Space Outfit: A bright blue jumpsuit with yellow piping and red stars on the arms. The only accessory with it is a tattered-looking orange scarf. 
✏ Mechanical Pencil: It’s a Dr. Grip! You shake the pencil to make the led come out. Convenient, right? 
✏ Locker Note: A crumpled-up note that has a message on it! I know you cheated on Mark! And now the whole school will know. 
✏ Trading Card: Twelve, Prospect of Conundra - “IF YOU CAN'T SOLVE THE RIDDLE, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER POWERFUL 'BOOM!' TODAY, TOO.“ 
✏ Chum Burgers - You've got a whole array of hamburgers made with chum rather than burger meat...that's kind of gross.
✏ Pabst Blue Ribbon - It won first place once, but no one knows when or where. 
✏ Barefoot Moscato - There’s no such thing as a drink that’s too sweet in THIS house. 
✏ Marshmallow Gun: Exactly what it says. Comes with a bag of fifty mini marshmallows. 
✏ Candy Bar: If your sugar is running a little low, this is the perfect pick me up. This one’s a Twix! (It's neither left nor right shut up.)
✏ School Spirit Shirt: A Fayflower University shirt! Show off your school pride. Good for sporting events. 
✏ Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! 
How handy. 
✏ Marshmallow Gun: Exactly what it says. Comes with a bag of fifty mini marshmallows. 
✏ Franzia - Who’s up for a game of slap the bag? 
✏ Sewing Kit: A travel kit for any rips, tears or lost buttons. But some mascots would also have you know that they’re also good for a murder... 
✏ Cabo Wabo Tequila - For drunken antics and hangovers that party hard for the next three days, there’s nothing like Cabo Wabo. 
✏ Glue stick: It’s purple glue, not the clear kind. 
✏ Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future. 
✏ Soda Crackers: A pack of four.
✏Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy.  -Smashed
✏Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy.  - Also Smashed
✏Fuzzy Rug: Very soft, very fuzzy, and if you run your hand over it, very electric. 
✏Glue stick: It’s purple glue, not the clear kind. 
✏Water Bottle: Still sealed, still full. Aren’t you lucky? 
✏Scented Marker: Don’t sniff these too much, or you’ll end up with a headache. This one smells like lemons. 
✏School Spirit Shirt: A Fayflower University shirt! Show off your school pride. Good for sporting events. 
✏Sir Bacon: A stuffed animal pig. Press its belly and it says in a deep voice, “Hello, Companions.” There’s also a tag attached to his ear that reads Sir Bacon. 
✏Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future. 
✏Water Bottle: Still sealed, still full. Aren’t you lucky? 
✏Water Gun: A Super Soaker 500! You can really have some fun with this thing.
✏Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future. 
✏Pudding Cup: Be sure to refrigerate it until you’re ready to snack on it! This one’s eclair flavored 
✏Nail Polish: Various colors of nail polish. With this, anyone can make their nails sparkle like magic. 
✏Mazes and Minotaurs, Thirteenth Edition: A guidebook on how to play the RPG, Mazes and Minotaurs. It’s on the thirteenth edition somehow, even though it’s not written particularly well and has too many cliches. 
✏ Snack-sized Doritos bag + Can of Mountain Dew: Nerf this! 
✏ Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again. 
✏ Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future.
✏ Bag of Petals: A sack filled to the brim with purple flower petals. There must be thousands in there! 
✏ Box of Crayons: The good set. You know, the 64-count one. This is guaranteed to make all your friends jealous. 
✏ Taser: Perfect for getting your victim to stay still right before you kill them.
✏ Thirium 310: Looks like a blood bag, if blood were blue, marked with "Thirium 310" and "Cyberlife." Boasts a whole 500 ml! Thirium 310 evaporates after a few hours if exposed to air and becomes invisible to the human eye. Also you probably shouldn't drink it if you're not an android.
✒ Return to Owner
✏ Gogol’s outfit - (Cloak, Top hat, Red Gloves, Frilled Shirt, Striped pants, pointed shoes lined with fur.) - Returned
✏ Red Pendant. "A rather special pendant that saved a boy's life due to its magical properties. Too bad it's just a trinket now." - Returned
✏ Family Photo Album - A photo album book filled with pictures of six identical brothers and their parents, all throughout the years. For some reason, it's wrapped up in duct tape. - Returned 
✏ Sentimental Picture: A framed photograph of a large group in uniform. Rather than an organization, you might get the feeling that they're more like a family. - Returned 
✏ Candid Picture: A photograph of Rantaro in a strange library, reaching out at the camera. If you know the context, you might shed a tear looking at it. -Returned
✏ Switchblade: Small, but it’s very useful for self-defense! Or...maybe you’re the attacker instead? - Extorted out of by Clown
✏ X-acto Knife - Extorted out of by Clown
✏ Four Loko - When you need to make bad decisions in a hurry, four loko’s got you covered. - Traded to Osomatsu for mechanical pencil
✏ Model Gurren-Lagann: A toy model of a bright red mech with two faces, one in its torso and one on its head. The upper face wears a certain helmet, and the lower face wears dramatically pointed sunglasses. Comes with a removable wing  attachment.- Give to Rebecca as Tragic Keepsake Giant Robot
✏ Bud Light - It’s just not college without Bud. - Confiscated by Hank
✏ String Lights: A box of 100 count string lights, shaped like pineapples! - Given to Tsukasa
✏Severed Arm: It's a rotting severed arm, ew! Wait, no... on closer inspection, it's just a very convincing fake, but that's awfully creepy. - Given to Gogol